🚚 FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER £20
In this deal you'll receive:
•1 x Tosser Headcover
•3 x Shanker Golf Balls (Twat, Tosser, Wanker)
•2 x Microfibre Golf Towels (Wanker & Tosser)
•5 x "Total Shite" Tees
•1 x Shanker Golf Divot Tool
•1 x Shanker Golf Shoe Bag
Customer Reviews
Suitable for Bryson or Brooks, this is the ultimate addition to a golf bag fit for anyone who can barely play golf. Really good quality, great colour combination, would be good to see more product!
Great fun present for any golf —-anker
Got this from an ad and then it was delivered the next day. Bundle is great and will make a great funny gift for my husband who loves golf but is rubbish haha.
Absolutely awesome. Such good fun and such good quality products!
Absolutely fantastic!
Whenever i buy from The Brutal Gift Company i always have a brilliant experience.
The items are top quality and arrive at lightening speed.
Better still, since i've started using this head cover i'm striking the ball purely. Honestly, I used to hit real worm burners off the tee. If there was any danger that required clearance then you could guarantee that i'd be in trouble. It was truly terrible. You know, the kind of shot that makes you think "why do i do this to myself?".
Well not any more. Those days are behind me.
Honest to God, i can't tell you how or why this head cover has changed my game. I even asked my local pro, JB, if he had any ideas and he couldn't put his finger on it either. Maybe it's a confidence thing, maybe it's the fact that looking down at the word "tosser" riles me up and makes me play better. I don't know. But the one thing i do know is that i whole heartedly recommend this.
Christ, i may even get tosser iron covers if they bring them out!
FAQ
How long is shipping?
Everything ordered before 2pm will be shipped same day. We offer free shipping and express shipping options.
Do you ship worldwide?
In certain circumstances, we can ship to countries other than the UK & USA. Please email us info@shankergolf.com and the team will happily assist you.
Can we customise products?
Currently, all our products are sold as they are and we don't have the ability to add customisations.
Is your packaging discreet?
Our products currently ship in blank cardboard boxes, meaning recipients will not be aware of what they are receiving.
How To Return My Items?
To initiate a return, please email info@shankergolf.com and we will process a refund & arrange the return labels for you.
Welcome to Shanker Golf!
Shanker Golf is a golf brand. It makes golf stuff. Sometimes that golf stuff is quite funny. You can buy the stuff as gifts for your friends. Or use said stuff to make golf more fun. Or less painful. It’s pretty simple really.
There is no fluffy mission or wanky purpose to what we do. We're here to make people laugh, which makes the world better, briefly.
We started Shanker Golf because it's fun to take the piss out of golfers. The Shankers among us. They love golf so much, spend hours of their lives at it, but are still terrible. People seemed to agree, so we kept making more ridiculous golf things. Somehow, people kept buying them. We couldn’t believe it!
Since then, we’ve done a lot of stupid things with the money, like create an entire range dedicated to OnlyFans (Cease and desist proudly on the mantlepiece), made headcovers that look like beers, and create camo golf balls that are impossible to find. We also spend way too much time arguing about what we should do next.
For now, we’ll continue to do what we do best - make the best funny golf products possible - and it’s great to have you on the journey!
See you in the rough!
Elliott