Proud to have finally put the engineering degree to good use and create the pinnacle of golfing ingenuity and golfing experience: the Exploding Golf Ball.
Yes, you read that correctly. I have put my hard-earned degree to good use by creating a golf ball that explodes on impact. No longer will golf be a dull and tedious game, now it will be a thrilling and dangerous adventure!
But before you get too excited, let me assure you that this Exploding Golf Ball is not a weapon of mass destruction. No, no, no. It's the result of countless hours of research and development to create the perfect prank. Using the latest technology and state-of-the-art materials, this golf ball vaporises into a cloud of smoke on impact!
It's a great prank! Imagine the look of surprise on your victim's face as they tee off, only to have their ball explode in a cloud of dusk.
Ps. And for all you engineering graduates out there, don't let your degree gather dust. Put it to good use and create something that will make the world a more exciting place. Like an Exploding Golf Ball.