Welcome to yet another thrilling blog post about the game of golf - the most exciting sport in the world. But, we're here to talk about the truly riveting topic of golf terminology. That's right, we're going to be delving into the depths of funny golf slang and definitions for some of those less conventional but most frequent shots on the amateur golf circuit. Make sure you're sitting down, and have a defibrillator nearby, just in case the excitement gets too much for you... be warned though these get dark pretty quickly.
Adolf Hitler - Two shots in a bunker
Army Golf - Left, right, left, right...
Anna Kournikova - Looked good but no result
Bin Laden - Driven into the hills and never to be seen again
Brazilian - Just shaved the edge
Bun in the oven - Felt food but not worth the trouble it's got you into
Colonel Gaddafi - Dangerous in the sand
Condom - Landed safe but didn't feel good
Circus Tent - A big top
Cuban - Needed one more revolution
Diego Maradona - Nasty little 5 footer / Fat but handy
Durex - played it safe and didn't rip it
Hiroshima - blew up on the 6th
Jeremy Corbin - Miles left
Kate Moss - A bit thin, but does the job
Kate Winslet - A touch fat, but almost perfect
Sister-in-law - You're up there, but know you shouldn't be
Prince Andrew - No sweat under pressure
Ladyboy - Looks easy, but much more to it than meets the eye
Michael Barrymore - Found it, but in the water
Princess Diana - Shouldn't have taken a driver
Prince Harry - a tough round but got the money in the end
Paris Hilton - An expensive hole
Meghan Markle - Started off well but quickly went downhill
Ryanair - Flew ok but landed no where near
Saddam Hussein - Bunker to bunker
Stevie Wonder - Sounded good but never saw it
Son-in-law - Not what you hoped for but you'll have to make do
Do you have any more funny terms for golf shots? Send them in and we'll publish!